I made a friend a few years ago in Sri Lanka. I was telling a group of Mexicans I had just met, how the other day we were being locked into a shop until we bought something, and how afterwards, our driver brought us to a casino for some daylight gambling, while we were supposed to watch some ladies dance. The situation was highly inappropriate but frankly hilarious if one considers the absurd imagery of a Western lifestyle my driver had. That’s when my friend turned to me as he had overheard my story and said that he wanted to become my new driver.